Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The most random post you will ever read

 Its American Idol season again, Which means me sitting and watching while thinking
 " I can do that." ( No I can't.)

 It also involves me possibly belting out a tune during commercial break as a joke, but really in my head I'm like " DANG, that was good." ( No it wasn't)

 "I bet Tyler thought it was good to, hes probably really impressed that we have been together for so long and hes never heard my amazing vocal skills."

 I have been in two situations in my life that have allowed me to consider myself a hero. One of which my friend and I actually saved a little boys life. the second one, well...

 I am doing a client's hair at the salon, when I see a black mole on her scalp.
I examine it, trying to be discreet. I didn't want to say anything right away so instead, I waited till the very end of the appointment... I was trying to make the appointment less awkward. That didn't really help.

" so don't freak out but...you have a dark colored mole on your head."

  She would have never known about it if it wasn't for me! She also never would of had to have a part of her hair shaved off in order to do a biopsy, only to find out the mole wasn't cancerous.

 Whatever. I totally saved her life.  

 she was very thankful, and sent me an edible arrangement bouquet to my work. When asked who and why I was sent that, I proudly told everyone in the salon how I saved her from a cancerous mole, so she is repaying me in delish flower shaped fruit.

 I have a weird fear that someone is going to break into my house. I don't know why, my house has never been broken into.

 Its so bad that I have even worked several scenarios out in my head about how it would all go down if ever someone did break in. I have planned out escape routes and everything.

Scenario 1: I grab Ava, and sneak out a window, go to the neighbors and call 911. I can't help but thinking about what I am wearing ( because in my head this always happens at night) Wondering if the neighbor is thinking about what I'm wearing, and possibly considering that maybe no one really broke in and that I could just be crazy.

Scenario 2: My favorite of the two. Someone armed and dangerous breaks in. I suddenly become one bad mamma jamma, and whoop some burglar butt!

 The things that go through my head are completely ridiculous sometimes. I have come to the conclusion that I watch to much TV. 


  1. I always think about someone breaking into my house. I'm glad I have. My dogs tho since hubby travels so much. Thought about it last night actually when I could hear critters in the attic or somewhere-too funny

  2. Moles are scary. I would hope my hair stylist would tell me.

  3. Hahaha I love your random thoughts! I have a things all planned out if someone breaks into my house too! And you such an awesome lifesaver! Thank you for joining the hop :)

  4. hiya just following back, you have a very sweet blog :D

  5. It's great to know that I'm not the only crazy person who has an escape route! I sing fantastically in the car while the radio is blasting, I promise! LOL

  6. Haha!! That WAS totally random -- and FUNNY! :) Cute post! And hello - I totally thought I followed your blog already?? Did it not go through? What's up with that? Well, problem corrected now sista. Hope you have a great week! :):) xo, Reannah

  7. I just found your blog because we were both tagged by Lacee {Mommas Like Me} and I love this random post, because you know what, I DID have a scary dark mole and it DID turn out to be Melanoma and if my OB hadn't pointed it out, I wouldn't have rushed to the Dermatologist. I think about it every time I get my hair highlighted... that I hope my stylist would point something like that out. So, good job!! :) I'm your newest follower- I'd love for you to stop by my blog and follow me back if you'd like.
    Have a great weekend!
    Laurie @ Gallamore West :)

  8. Seriously I felt like you were writing what is in my head! I totally have like 3 scenarios all worked out if a burglar ever came in my house!! I'm glad I'm not the only one!

    Glad you found my blog and vice versa! Loves!!


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